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February 9th, 2030
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Space Pilot 3000
"Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you." — Futurama, Space Pilot 3000.
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April 29th, 2012
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Beachy Head - Eastbourne
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April 23rd, 2012
10:46 pm
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Вместо эпилога
На внезапный вопрос консьержки: "Молодой человек, а Вы в кому идёте?", мне стоило большого труда вспомнить возможный номер своей квартиры. А вроде бы уже четвёртый месяц здесь живу.

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Случаи — о чуде Господнем
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Однажды в Малой Ельне гражданин съел сладку шоколадку и его стошнило. А весь следующий день его тоже тошнило. И хотя он больше не ел эту шоколадку, его всё тошнило и тошнило. После во сне явилась ему Дева Сапопанская и сказала: «Проснись, гражданин, тебя ж тошнит!». Гражданин проснулся, также тошнясь и заснул. А позже было это названо чудом Господним.

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April 4th, 2012
04:34 pm
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Уе - Лондон
Не приходя в сознание. 13-22 апреля. UPD: 11-22.


Listen or download Sex Pistols Holidays in the sun for free on Prostopleer

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P.S.: ебусь конём

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March 31st, 2012
05:59 am
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ICFPC 2012
С 13 по 16 июля в отпуске.

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March 21st, 2012
01:47 pm
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Уе
Мокро и грязно. Уеду я.

Харьков - 26.03 - 31.03
Киев - 01.04 - 08.04

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March 2nd, 2012
05:46 pm
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Ruby poetry - The Coming Of Wisdom with Time by William Butler Yeats
# The Coming Of Wisdom with Time by William Butler Yeats
# ------------------------------------------------------

# Though leaves are many, the root is one;
# Through all the lying days of my youth
# I swayed my leaves and flowers in the sun;
# Now I may wither into the truth

$root = 1 while $leaves.to_i > 1

{:my['youth'] => :days}.select { :laying }.each { |day|
  sun = lambda {
    $i.sway($leaves, $flowers)
  }
}

while $i.to_i > $truth.to_i
  $i -= 1
end

# The original one was in Perl by Wayne Myers

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Ruby poetry - The Invocation by Jim Steinman
# The Invocation by Jim Steinman
# ------------------------------

# If light were dark and dark were light
# The moon a black hole in the blaze of night
# A raven's wing as bright as tin
# Then you, my love, would be darker than sin.

if $light == :dark and $dark == :light and
    :blaze_of_night['moon'] == $black_hole and
    :ravens_wing['bright'] == :tin['bright'] then
    $you = $my[:love] = $sin[:darkness] + 1
end

# The original one was in Perl by Angie Winterbottom

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January 22nd, 2012
03:22 pm
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Уе
Уе в Иж.

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January 18th, 2012
03:45 am
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Крупица мудрости - о планировании
I don't always read fiction, but when I do it's a spreadsheet with timelines in a developer meeting. — @paisleyboxers

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December 20th, 2011
08:53 pm
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What is web programming
Web programming is the science of coming up with increasingly complicated ways of concatenating strings. — @thegdb

+100!!!

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December 19th, 2011
08:44 pm
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Крупица мудрости
Твиттер пахнет газетой:
If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak. - @lambda_calculus

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December 14th, 2011
01:40 am
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МСК
В ближайшую субботу в МСК. Всем привет!

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December 6th, 2011
01:00 pm
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MotD
Люблю свежезаваренный кофе с ванильным твиттером по утрам:
If you hang out at the bar with functional programmers til 5am there will be side effects. @stevevinoski

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November 22nd, 2011
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Случаи — из жизни писателей
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Лев Толстой очень любил детей. А Хармс их очень нелюбил. А Оскар Уайльд тоже любил. А Бунин-то ого-го, даже нехорошо сказать, так что и не будем о нём.

EM

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November 9th, 2011
02:29 pm
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12-13 в Москве
Сабж.

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November 7th, 2011
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Случаи — из жизни Пушкина
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Один гражданин получил звание почётного удмурта, поэтому случаю пошёл гулять, поскользнулся и ударился вусмерть об Пушкина. Пушкин же в отместку обиделся на гражданина и решил, что больше никогда не будет разговаривать с такими хамами. Пришёл домой и давай строчить стихи, да пририсовывать рожицы на полях. А мужики-то приговаривают: «Кажись, наш Сашенька, ещё одного почётного удмурта прибил».

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October 22nd, 2011
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Телефон
Вечером я лёг спать и долго не мог заснуть, всё вспоминал: как у нас был телефон и как из него получился электрический звонок. Потом я стал думать об электричестве, как оно получается в батарее и из чего. Все давно уже спали, а я всё думал про это и никак не мог заснуть. Тогда я встал, зажёг лампу, снял с полки батарею и разломал её. В батарее оказалась какая-то жидкость, в которой мокла чёрная палка, завёрнутая в тряпочку. Я понял, что электричество получалось из этой жидкости. Потом лёг в постель и быстро заснул.

Пойду в магазин за JTAG кабелем.

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October 21st, 2011
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When I was 5 years old I was maimed by a giant rabbit
When I was 5 years old I was maimed by a giant rabbit.

But.

I knew.

Revenge is a sweet thing.

I knew.

I will plant seeds of revenge and let them grow. Then I'll harvest the vegetables of revenge.

And from those vegetables, I will plant more seeds.

From the third or perhaps fourth harvest renge-plants, I will make a vegetable stew, and season it perfectly.

With revenge!

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                       / \         / \  /                \
                       \  \       /  / |  www.karotz.com  |
                        \  \     /  /   \____  __________/
                _  __    \  \___/  /    _    /_/        
               | |/ /    /         \   | |       
               | ' /  __|_  O __O __|  | |_  ____
               |  <  / _` || '__|/ _ \ | __||_  /
               | . \| (_| || |  | (_) || |_  / / 
               |_|\_\\__,_||_|   \___/  \__|/___|


And after twenty years where is your God now, Karotz, if I can run a bash script on you?

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October 17th, 2011
07:22 pm
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Fault-tolerant design
Об отказоустойчивости.

Ещё вспомнил, что в детстве то ли во время контрольной работы, то ли олимпиады надо было решить задачу на расстояния:
Вася и Петя договорились встретиться в точке А в 12 часов дня. Расстояние от точки А до дома Васи – 5 километров. Расстояние от точки А до дома Пети – 10 километров. Вася ходит со скоростью 2 км/ч, Петя же бегает со скоростью 5 км/ч. Во сколько им надо выйти из домов, чтобы успеть на встречу?

До сих пор радуюсь своему ответу: Васе в 9:15, а Пете в 9:45. Потому что они выйдут из дома пораньше.

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04:33 pm
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Ниачём
МетроОбщественный туалет
СПб25 руб.
Москва28 руб.20-25 руб.
Киев2 грн.
Харьков2 грн.
Brighton-30 p.
Eastbourne-20 p.


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October 11th, 2011
03:45 pm
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Крупица мудрости
Крупица мудрости:
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

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October 5th, 2011
11:17 pm
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Wikipedia. L'enciclopedia libera
Блять!

http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Comunicato_4_ottobre_2011/en

Today, unfortunately, the very pillars on which Wikipedia has been built - neutrality, freedom, and verifiability of its contents - are likely to be heavily compromised by paragraph 29 of a law proposal, also known as "DDL intercettazioni" (Wiretapping Act).

This proposal, which the Italian Parliament is currently debating, provides, among other things, a requirement to all websites to publish, within 48 hours of the request and without any comment, a correction of any content that the applicant deems detrimental to his/her image.

Unfortunately, the law does not require an evaluation of the claim by an impartial third judge - the opinion of the person allegedly injured is all that is required, in order to impose such correction to any website.

Hence, anyone who feels offended by any content published on a blog, an online newspaper and, most likely, even on Wikipedia can directly request to publish a "corrected" version, aimed to contradict and disprove the allegedly harmful contents, regardless of the truthfulness of the information deemed as offensive, and its sources.

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Mark Pilgrim
“I’m confused.”

These are strange words, but it seems most of us have spoken them more than once. Click a red button to make everything vanish in haze in a moment and only Wayback Machine might tell something about you then.

Now there is a page saying goodbye, “410 Gone”.

As far as I can tell, it’s the forgotten stepchild of error 404 ("Resource not found"). Error 410 means "Resource gone", as in, a resource used to exist at this location, but now it’s gone. Not only is it gone, but I don’t know (or I don’t want to tell you) where it went. If I knew where it went, and I wanted to tell you, I would use error 301 ("Permanent redirect") and any smart client would simply redirect to the new address. But 410 means "Resource gone, no forwarding address". Train gone sorry.


Now, there is not a lot of information about error 410. Oh sure, you can search for "http error 410" on Google and come up with lots of hits, but they’re all just pages that list all the error codes and give a brief description of each. No docs, no further explanation. I suppose because it addresses a condition that doesn’t come up very often. Also, we’ve all been brainwashed into believing that all resources should be permanent, which simply isn’t true.

Embracing HTTP error code 410 means embracing the impermanence of all things.


“Impermanence”, you said? Take your time, Mark.

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